I'm Innocent, Really!

Hello, let me introduce myself my name is Moka (Mocha). My mom almost named me Coco but she thought better of it and decided on Moka. She also decided to spell it in a masculine way because it looked too feminine, lucky for me! I'm all male! For short she calls me Moe. You can call me Moe too if you want.

Now, I have to ask, is it so bad if I climb the widow screen all the way to the top and just hang out there for awhile? My mom calls it "doing a Garfield" who is this Garfield anyway? Is it so wrong that I sit in the tub waiting for her to turn on the water so I can take my shower? And why should I have to drink out of my water bowl when I can easily drink from the faucet and the toilet bowl! My mom also feels that shredding the roll of toilet paper is bad, I don't know, I just don't see what's wrong with that! I've tried to help her clean too but she seems to get annoyed with me when I knock everything off the coffee table, desk, kitchen counter etc. etc., to the floor what am I doing wrong. Doesn't everything belong on the floor? Can someone clue me in here?

Oh no, here she comes, I have to sign off before she catches me using her computer! Somehow I'm getting the feeling I'm being a bad boy. I'll try to visit as much as I can and tell you what I've been up to.

"Moe, where are you?"

Oh, she's calling me gotta go!

Chow Meow